What is it now?…

Is it nespresso? Is it a bunch of chemicals on a cute-coloured aluminum gadget? Is it the NOS logo? Is it “alternative tea” for “alternative facts” lovers? Is it “smart tea”? WTF is it now?…
Wanna make tea? Grab some freakin herbs and boil some freakin water. It’s endlessly cheaper and it’s the. actual. real. thing.
Man, it’s getting so mindlessly boring among the induced euphoria.